Domain Name News: “DomainGuardians.com Add John Edward to Team” plus 3 more

DomainGuardians.com Add John Edward to Team
Mike Cohen Announces His Latest Startup: Reputation Destroyer
Save Kittens and Save Money – Transfer To NameCheap
Source Claims Schwartz and Ruddell Feud Biggest Stunt Yet

DomainGuardians.com Add John Edward to Team

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 11:24 AM PDT

Please note that the following is a parody intended for April Fools day 2011.

Domain Guardians are on cloud nine with the addition of John Edward to their team. “We’re beside ourselves to have John on board.” says Director Jen Sale.

The addition of Edward to the Domain Guardians team provides the group with an unprecedented level of expertise to help domain name owners and their loved ones manage domain names from this life and on to the next. Edward’s ability to communicate with the “other side” will give the Guardians a tool that no other domain service provider can offer.

Sale continued, “We’re also excited to publish John’s Domain Predictions on our website. Apparently .biz is making a comeback in a big way!”

John also expressed his eagerness to work with Domain Guardians, “I couldn’t dream of a better gig and group of people to work with! And I only hope this brings me one step closer to owning the .com version of my name. I know who you are . . .”

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Mike Cohen Announces His Latest Startup: Reputation Destroyer

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 09:27 AM PDT

Please note that the following is a parody intended for April Fools day 2011.

Mike Cohen, through a press release, introduced his latest project Reputation Destroyer. A company that will provide the service of bad mouthing, demeaning, and belittling your competition, enemies, or old girlfriends.

Using the power of the Internet, Cohen and his new company will provide you the ability to rank first on Google for anything negative you'd like to have posted about your new enemy. Want them to suck? Done. Want them to appear to hire illegal 12 year Vietnamese girls to sort mail at the office? Done. Perhaps you want to spread a rumor that this person was an inside shill bidder or unethically looked at the who behind the whois. They already proved they could do it in their beta testing.

Cohen is the man with an incredibly long history of success on the Internet. He has been making things happen on the web for over 8 years. Whether it be porn traffic monetization, mini site development, or blogging, he's seen two Presidents come and go during the building of his empire.

Cohen and his company WannaDevelop, initially offered two free trials of his service and they were quickly snapped up. The first two users chose Rob Monster/ Epik, and Chef Patrick, as the reputations to be destroyed. The first two customers seem pretty happy with his work and are pleased with the results. As a bonus to his first customer, Cohen will be throwing in for free a nice little story about the impending "100% Guarantee Claims" against Epik that are due to be paid out.

Reputation Destroyer will be coming out of Beta today he will be only taking 10 customers per week in order to concentrate on the "crushing of each reputation". A premium service will also be offered in time that will enable the person whose reputation is being damaged to pay double the rate and Cohen will pretend he never received the initial email.

As an added bonus, all of our readers who use the code COHENISNOTMYREALNAME will receive a free "Charlie Sheen is a Bitch" t-shirt with a completed transaction.

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Save Kittens and Save Money – Transfer To NameCheap

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 07:37 AM PDT

Please note that the following is a parody intended for April Fools day 2011, Namecheap actually set up the coupon code named below.

In response to Go Daddy CEO Bob Parsons latest announcement regarding hunting problem kittens, NameCheap has made a unique special offer to domain owners. You can transfer up to 10 .com/.net/.org domain name to Namecheap for $4.99 through the end of the day on April 1, 2011 (11:59PM EST).

In addition to the low priced domain transfer, the company will donate $1.00 for every transfer to the non-profit Los Angeles Kitten Rescue organization. The company is taking a loss on these transfers as domain registration far exceed $4.99.

To take advantage of the special offer, you need to use coupon code SAVEPUSSY . There is a 10 domain name transfer limit.

Editor Note : Prices of .org and .biz increase today so this is an even better deal given the price increases

UPDATE : Namecheap is playing along with our gag and really running this deal

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Source Claims Schwartz and Ruddell Feud Biggest Stunt Yet

Posted: 01 Apr 2011 07:21 AM PDT

Please note that the following is a parody intended for April Fools day 2011.

DNN has received an insider tip from a Miami Beach domainer who informs us that he has spotted Chef Patrick and Rick Schwartz together enjoying dinner with Alina Schwartz, Howard and Barbara Neu, Ray Dillman, and an unidentified young male. Photographs sent from our sources mobile phone are a bit blurry but by the looks of it Chef (in green on the right next to the male in pink pants) and Schwartz (at the head of the table) seem to be enjoying a dinner together. Smiles all around. Our source says there was lots of “laughing and high-fiving.”

The most revealing part is our source claims to have overheard the 2 conference organizers plotting and scheming. “They were talking about what they were going to do next and how they really pulled one over on everyone” You have to hand it to Ruddell and Schwartz, these guys really know how to get people talking about them. Their recent feud over Ruddell’s reported breach of whois privacy has garnered hundreds of comments on their respective blogs and drawn attention to both men. As they say “There’s no such thing as bad press” . . . fake press, well that’s a different story.

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